Welcome to Bumper Sticker Guru. What follows is the fine print describing policies involving purchase, payment, sales tax, privacy, and a bunch of other stuff. If you have questions that are not covered on this page, contact firstname.lastname@example.org and I’m sure that an answer can be found.
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All prices and amounts shown on this Site are in U.S. Dollars (USD), unless otherwise noted.
All payment is by credit card or PayPal.
Our Sales Tax Policy
Bumper Sticker Guru is required to collect sales tax on purchases shipped to any state(s) where sales tax is applicable.
All shipping is by those over-worked and under-acknowledged heroes at the USPS.
All addresses are private and inviolable. We will fight tooth and nail with anyone who tries anything not in accord with this understanding.
All sales are final, unless otherwise noted.
General Limitation of Liability –
Take a deep breath, if you’re going to read this one.
TO THE FULLEST EXTENT PERMITTED BY LAW, IN NO EVENT SHALL BUMPER STICKER GURU—INCLUDING ITS RESPECTIVE OFFICERS, DIRECTORS, EMPLOYEES, REPRESENTATIVES, OR AFFILIATES (COLLECTIVELY, THE “COVERED PARTIES”)—BE LIABLE FOR ANY INJURY, DEATH, LOSS, CLAIM, DAMAGE, ACT OF GOD, ACCIDENT, DELAY, OR ANY SPECIAL, EXEMPLARY, PUNITIVE, INCIDENTAL OR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES OF ANY KIND, WHETHER BASED IN CONTRACT, TORT OR OTHERWISE, WHICH ARISE OUT OF OR ARE IN ANY WAY CONNECTED WITH ANY USE OF THIS SITE OR WITH ANY DELAY OR INABILITY TO USE THIS SITE, OR FOR ANY INFORMATION, SOFTWARE, PRODUCTS OR SERVICES OBTAINED THROUGH THIS SITE, EVEN IF A PARTY HAS BEEN ADVISED OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH DAMAGES.
If, notwithstanding the above, a Covered Party is found liable for any loss or damage relating to the use of this Site, the User agrees that the liability of any such party shall in no event exceed the fee or charge to the User assessed by Bumper Sticker Guru for making a Request.
You agree to defend, indemnify and hold harmless Bumper Sticker Guru and its affiliates from and against any and all claims, damages, costs and expenses, including attorneys’ fees, arising from or related to your use of the Site. You also certify that you own rights to or have a license to use the image(s) being reproduced as part of your order.
User Comments, Feedback and Other Submissions
All comments, feedback, suggestions and ideas disclosed, submitted or offered to a Covered Party in connection with your use of this Site (collectively, “Comments”), shall become and remain the exclusive property of Bumper Sticker Guru. The Comments may be used by a Covered Party in any medium and for any purpose worldwide, without obtaining your specific consent and you relinquish all rights to such Comments. No Covered Party is under any obligation to maintain your Comments (and the use of your first name and first initial of your last name with any comments) in confidence, to pay to you any compensation for any Comments submitted or to respond to any of your Comments. You agree you will be solely responsible for the content of any Comments you make.
That’s about enough of that.