All right, I agree, the idea of a new bumper sticker of the month club does seem a bit much. Even if it does say “of the Month”, let’s understand that to mean “every other month.” Any change, even one every other month, is almost more than I can handle and I’m guessing it might be challenging to some of you. It takes a while to get used to anything and a sticker that is proudly featured on the back of your car is no exception.
So, this post says one thing, but means another. Some bumper stickers are like that, too. The thing is, because the Guru’s bumper stickers are REMOVABLE (as I always like to say), this insures that, when the new sticker comes around, you’ll be able to make that change with ease, with no fuss and with no muss.
And, you’ll be sporting a new message with which to soothe, entertain, inform, and, possibly, annoy and mystify your fellow drivers. Being a part of this club will bring you not only a new sticker every two months for a full year, but also lots of respect, envy, status, and the attraction of the other sex, not to mention that of other vehicles and their drivers.
Sign up today to begin the anticipation, surprise, and satisfaction of a message directly from the Guru to you, sent First Class, every other month. Is that bimonthly? Yes, I think it is.
Bumper Sticker of the Month Club — $30 for the entire year. Oh, my! That’s only $2.50 per month! Makes a great gift for all your friends who have a car. Contact the Guru at email@example.com
Preview samples of possible stickers of the month.
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